gleanerl
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Post by gleanerl on Jul 20, 2021 6:28:27 GMT -6
Always fun when someone who knows nothing about farming gets your number an seems to latch on to you and calls all the time. Have a school teacher who thought farming looked simple, easy, relaxing and profitable given the machinery farmers have decided he should farm. Calls me none stop or drives over. I feel sorry for his students because I don't know what this guy could possibly teach them. I look down at his boats and wonder who tied them for him, it couldn't possibly have been him. And that's not just based on his knowledge of farming.
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Post by cptusa on Jul 23, 2021 17:47:52 GMT -6
When you complain to your vet about not getting a shirt and she gives you her women's small... Yeah, I worked calves in it. Not many can pull off that look. Attachments:
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Post by generalchaos on Jul 23, 2021 19:41:57 GMT -6
It looks like itโs time for a facial hair trim
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Post by Albertabuck on Sept 6, 2021 21:35:38 GMT -6
Didn't want to pollute other threads so stuck this here...I dunno about the rest of you, but if I come across this in a store there is no way in hell I would be able to keep my mouth shut and walk by...
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Post by kevlar on Sept 6, 2021 23:10:07 GMT -6
Lots of things could be said about that photo:
How did that fruit get in her cart?
What the hell is on her head?
Is she actually reading the nutritional information on the pack of meat?
That's one solid freezer!
Does that dress?? make her look fat?
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Post by kevlar on Sept 6, 2021 23:17:18 GMT -6
Felt pretty important tonight. Pulled into our last field of barley just before 10. I was waiting in the truck for a load, when something caught my attention out of the corner of my eye. Fireworks! Guess even the neighbors are happy that we are almost done with the gong show it's been! lol Pretty sure it wasn't the neighbors, they went on for a good 15 minutes, and were way better than anything you would buy at Walmart. Likely a couple grand in fireworks I would guess. Not sure exactly where or why they were being set off, but was kind of in the direction of the Reserve, so maybe some kind of celebration. Was a nice distraction from the ordinary, even if they weren't meant for me.
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Post by northernfarmer on Sept 7, 2021 1:06:24 GMT -6
Lots of things could be said about that photo: How did that fruit get in her cart? What the hell is on her head? Is she actually reading the nutritional information on the pack of meat? That's one solid freezer! Does that dress?? make her look fat? It would appear someone is assisting in the grocery selection or perhaps some of those items are not hers in the cart, too bad there isn't a photo when they are about to check out from the store as that would be rather enlightening. Also note the brand of the meat they are advertising, could that be a popular brand in some locations to entice someone such as herself ?. Don't ask me whats on her head, I probably don't want to know !.
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daryl672
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Post by daryl672 on Sept 7, 2021 1:29:56 GMT -6
I'd just hate to be the poor bastard who unsuspectedly grabbed a pack of that meat later after she sat her ass on it! ughhh!
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Post by cptusa on Sept 7, 2021 5:42:10 GMT -6
Didn't want to pollute other threads so stuck this here...I dunno about the rest of you, but if I come across this in a store there is no way in hell I would be able to keep my mouth shut and walk by... Excuse me ma'am but they don't allow live fat cattle in the cold storage.
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Post by garyfunk on Sept 7, 2021 7:13:05 GMT -6
...Fireworks!... Not sure exactly where or why they were being set off, but was kind of in the direction of the Reserve, so maybe some kind of celebration... Maybe you forgot or were just too busy, but it was labour day, ha. ๐
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Post by victory on Sept 7, 2021 8:23:21 GMT -6
Yeah, farmers often have a different set of holidays than what the calendar says. Holiday is when the work is done!
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Post by kevlar on Sept 7, 2021 22:16:41 GMT -6
I'd just hate to be the poor bastard who unsuspectedly grabbed a pack of that meat later after she sat her ass on it! ughhh! MMMMMMMM, rump roast!!
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Post by Albertabuck on Sept 7, 2021 22:26:43 GMT -6
I'd just hate to be the poor bastard who unsuspectedly grabbed a pack of that meat later after she sat her ass on it! ughhh! MMMMMMMM, rump roast!! either that or Cartman's ass burgers lol
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Post by kevlar on Sept 7, 2021 22:36:33 GMT -6
I have an ass burger story! Last summer I was camping with my family. Middle of the afternoon, had maybe had a couple drinks, or none even, I can't remember. But we got talking about if we had a restaurant and what we would name it. My dad's nick name is Dick, so we came up with Dicky Do Little's for the restaurant name, we needed names for the menu, and dad makes some pretty good burgers, my contribution to the conversation was to name his burgers Assburgers! (My apologies to anyone with the disease) I got laughing so hard I was crying and nobody could understand what I was trying to say, I think I must have been over tired because it was hilarious to me. By the time I got it out the conversation had moved on and nobody else found it as funny as I did!
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Post by Albertabuck on Sept 11, 2021 8:02:16 GMT -6
Hard to believe its twenty years ago today my brother called me and all he said was turn on your tv and hung up....
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