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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 11, 2020 13:21:26 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 16, 2020 18:10:37 GMT -6
Grade school children were asked the question, "Why did your Mom marry your Dad?"
These are some responses:
1. She got too old to do anything else with him. 2. My Grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 3. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world, and Mom eats a lot!
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Post by Beerwiser on Nov 16, 2020 22:15:10 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 18, 2020 19:12:55 GMT -6
Itβs my wifeβs birthday soon and sheβs been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.
She'll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack!
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Post by meskie on Nov 18, 2020 19:40:45 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 20, 2020 17:55:55 GMT -6
Warning, some may find this offensive
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Post by Beerwiser on Nov 21, 2020 0:27:27 GMT -6
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Post by Beerwiser on Nov 22, 2020 20:14:17 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 23, 2020 15:59:05 GMT -6
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Post by meskie on Nov 23, 2020 17:17:28 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 24, 2020 18:12:09 GMT -6
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer and freezing cold in the winter...and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered, "Yes, it was." Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."
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Post by meskie on Nov 24, 2020 21:50:00 GMT -6
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Post by meskie on Nov 25, 2020 20:57:35 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 26, 2020 18:31:13 GMT -6
A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. The host deftly carved the turkey and said, "I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"
The surgeon replied, "Anybody can take it apart. Let's see you put it back together again."
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Post by Beerwiser on Nov 27, 2020 1:48:55 GMT -6
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