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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 19, 2021 13:06:04 GMT -6
As I get older I realized...
I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
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iamwill
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Post by iamwill on Nov 19, 2021 13:35:24 GMT -6
Or is it that you Kan learn sumthin frum evn the dumist farmur.
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 22, 2021 16:30:19 GMT -6
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 22, 2021 16:40:21 GMT -6
Those that remember the original Star Trek are getting up in years as this spoof may not mean much to quite a few of you but for some will give a laugh.
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Post by OptimallyDismal on Nov 25, 2021 7:41:55 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 25, 2021 16:21:38 GMT -6
There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:
1) When it rings.
2) When it doesnβt ring.
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Post by OptimallyDismal on Nov 26, 2021 11:08:19 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Nov 26, 2021 21:15:46 GMT -6
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Post by northernfarmer on Dec 3, 2021 0:26:58 GMT -6
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down.
During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!"
A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's a completely different place. The farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.
"Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"
"Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but just remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
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Post by northernfarmer on Dec 5, 2021 9:54:24 GMT -6
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Post by slipclutch on Dec 5, 2021 10:00:44 GMT -6
f*ck! Retarded!!
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Post by Beerwiser on Dec 7, 2021 8:50:17 GMT -6
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Post by Beerwiser on Dec 9, 2021 19:52:53 GMT -6
I saw a guy with a man bun today. I asked him if it was a saddle horn for his boyfriend.
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Post by meskie on Dec 9, 2021 20:45:41 GMT -6
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Post by meskie on Dec 9, 2021 20:47:37 GMT -6
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